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A collection of quotes of Rocket Raccoon, a member of the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Contents

• 1 Movies
  • 1.ane Guardians of the Galaxy
    • 1.1.i Spoken by Rocket Raccoon
    • 1.1.ii Spoken nearly Rocket Raccoon
    • 1.1.3 Dialogue
    • 1.1.four Promotional
  • 1.2 Guardians of the Milky way Vol. 2
    • 1.2.ane Spoken by Rocket Raccoon
    • 1.ii.2 Spoken nearly Rocket Raccoon
    • one.two.3 Dialogue
  • 1.3 Avengers: Infinity War
    • 1.3.1 Dialogue
  • one.four Avengers: Endgame
    • 1.4.one Spoken by Rocket Raccoon

Movies

Guardians of the Galaxy

Spoken by Rocket Raccoon

"Xandarians. What a agglomeration of losers! Always trying to get from something stupid to nothing at all."

―Rocket Raccoon^[src]

"I live for the elementary things... like how much this is gonna injure."

―Rocket Raccoon^[src]

"I guess most of Nova Corps wanna uphold the laws, merely these ones here, they're corrupt and cruel."

―Rocket Raccoon^[src]

"I judge about of the Nova Corps are out to protect the greater expert, simply here, they're decadent and vicious. But hey, that's not my problem. I ain't gonna be here long. I've been escaped 22 prisons. This one is no different. Y'all're lucky the broad showed upward, cause otherwise me and Groot hither woulda' nerveless our bounty."

―Rocket Raccoon to the guards^[src]

"Ain't no matter like me 'cept me!"

―Rocket Racoon^[src]

"Pretty loftier and mighty coming from the lackey of a genocidal maniac. Yeah, I know who you are. Anyone who's anyone knows who you are."

―Rocket Raccoon^[src]

"Allow's brand something clear. This one here's our booty! You lot wanna become to him, y'all get through us! Or more accurately... We go through you!!"

―Rocket Racoon to the prisoners^[src]

"You lot got problems, Quill."

―Rocket Raccoon^[src]

"Aw, what the hell, I don't got that long a lifespan anyway..."

―Rocket Raccoon^[src]

Spoken about Rocket Raccoon

"Subject 89P13. Calls itself "Rocket." The result of illegal genetic and cybernetic experiments on a lower life class."

―Rhomann Dey to Garthan Saal^[src]

Dialogue

"I am Groot."
"So what, 'It'south better than eleven percent!' What the hell does that have to do with anything?"
"Thanks, Groot, cheers. See. Groot's the only one of you who has a clue."

―Groot, Rocket Raccoon, and Star-Lord^[src]

"There's i more than affair we need to complete the plan. That guy's eye..."
"No! No, nosotros don't. No, nosotros don't need that guy's heart."
"No, seriously, I need information technology! It's important to me."

―Rocket and Star-Lord^[src]

"No, Groot... don't exercise this, you lot'll die... why are you doing this?"
"We are Groot."

―Rocket and Groot.^[src]

"Your criminal records accept also been expunged. Even so, I take to warn you against breaking any laws in the futurity."
"Question. What if I come across something that I wanna accept and it belongs to someone else?"
"And then you will be arrested."
"Merely what if I want information technology more than the person who has it?"
"Withal illegal."
"That doesn't follow. No, I want it more, sir. Do y'all understand me? What are you laughing at? What? I tin't accept a discussion with this gentleman?"

―Rocket Raccoon and Rhomann Dey.^[src]

"I expect effectually at us, you know what I run across? Losers. I mean like, folks who have lost stuff. And we have, man, we accept, all of us. Our homes, our families, normal lives. And normally life takes more than it gives, but non today. Today information technology's giving the states something. It is giving united states of america a chance."
"To do what?"
"To give a shit, for once, non run away. I for one am non gonna stand up by and watch as Ronan wipes out billions of lives."
"But Quill, stopping Ronan, it's impossible. Yous're asking usa to die."
"Yeah, I judge I am. I-"
"Quill. I have lived most my life surrounded by my enemies, I will be grateful to die among my friends."
"You are an honorable man, Quill. I will fight beside you. And in the end, meet my married woman and daughter over again."
"I am Groot."
"What the hell, I ain't got that long of a life span anyway. Now I'yard standing, you all happy? We're all continuing up now. Bunch of jackasses continuing in a circle."

―Peter Quill, Drax, Rocket Raccoon, Gamora, and Groot^[src]

Promotional

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. two

Spoken past Rocket Raccoon

"Ya'know, they told me you people were conceited douchebags, but that isn't truthful at all."

―Rocket Raccoon to the Sovereign^[src]

"What was your first option, Scrotumhead?"

―Rocket Raccoon^[src]

"You people have issues!"

―Rocket Raccoon^[src]

Spoken about Rocket Raccoon

"Hey, it'll exist just a couple of days. Nosotros'll exist back before Rocket is finished fixing the send."

―Gamora to Groot^[src]

Dialogue

"You know why I did it, Star-Munch? Hmm?"
"I'yard not gonna reply to "Star-Munch.""
"I did information technology because I wanted to! What are nosotros even talking near this for? Nosotros simply had a little man relieve u.s.a. past bravado up fifty ships!"
"How little?"
"Well, kinda like this?"
"A picayune one-inch man saved us?"
"Well, if he got closer, I'1000 certain he'd be much larger."
"Yep, that's how eyesight works, y'all stupid raccoon."
"DON'T Telephone call ME A RACCOON!"
"I'k deplorable, I took it also far. I meant "trash panda.""
"Is that better?"
"I don't know."
"Information technology's worse. It's then much worse."

―Rocket Raccoon, Star-Lord, Drax the Destroyer and Gamora^[src]

"Does anyone got any record out at that place? I wanna put some tape over the expiry button."
"Nobody has any record!"
"Not a single person has record?!
"You have an Atomic Bomb in your bag. If anyone's gonna take tape, it'south you lot!"
"That'due south exactly my point! I have to do everything!"

―Rocket Raccoon and Star-Lord^[src]

"We'll deliver yous to the Kree in the morning time! Neither 1 of you will laugh much longer after that!"
"Ok Taserface! Hey, tell the other guys nosotros said hello, Taserface!"

―Taserface and Rocket Raccoon^[src]

"Yous're the one who killed those men by leading them downward the wrong path because y'all're weak and stupid! Information technology's time for the Ravagers to rising once again to celebrity with a new helm: Taserface!"
"I'g sorry, I'k sorry, your name is, it's Taserface?"
"That's correct."
"Do you shoot Tasers out of your confront?"
"It's metaphorical!"
"For what?"
"For...Information technology is a name what strikes fright into the hearts of anyone who hears information technology!"
"Yeah...Ok, whatever you say."
"You shut upward, your next! Udonta, I've waited a long time for this... What?"
"Lamentable, I'yard and so sorry, I only go on imagining you waking up in the forenoon, looking in the mirror and in all seriousness to yourself saying 'You know what would be a actually kick-donkey proper noun? Taserface!'. That'south how I hear you in my head! What was your second choice? Scrotumhead?"
"New plan! Nosotros're killing you first!"
"Well, dying is certainly better than living an entire life as a moronic shithead who thinks Taserface is a absurd name."
"That's enough killing for today!"

―Taserface, Rocket Raccoon and Nebula^[src]

"So we're saving the galaxy again?"
"Yup."
"Awesome! We're really gonna be able to jack up our price if we're 2-fourth dimension galaxy savers."
"I seriously can't believe that is where your mind goes."
"Information technology was simply a random thought, man! I idea we were friends! Of class I care about the planets, and the buildings, and all of the animals on the planets."
"And the people."
"Meh."

―Rocket Raccoon and Star-Lord^[src]

""I know everything most y'all. I know yous play like you're the meanest in the center but really you're the virtually scared of all."
"Shut-upwards!"
"I know you steal batteries y'all don't demand and you push abroad anyone who's wiling to put upward with you because just a petty fleck of love reminds you of how big and empty that hole inside you actually is."
"I said shut-up!"
"I know them scientist what made you never gave a rats ass about you."
"I'1000 serious dude!"
"But like my own damn parents who sold me, their own little baby to slavery. I know who yous are boy, because y'all're me."
"What kind of a pair are we?"
"The kind that'south almost to fight a planet I reckon."
"Alright, okay, good that'due south...wait, fight a what?"

―Yondu Udonta and Rocket Raccoon^[src]

"I am Groot."
"Ane minute you think someone has a weird shaped head, the next minute only considering you realize function of that head is a hat. That's why y'all don't like hats?""

―Groot and Rocket Raccoon^[src]

"Alright, showtime you flick this switch, and so this i, that activates it. Then you printing this push button, which will give you five minutes to get out of at that place. At present, whatever you practice don't push button this button, because that volition fix off the bomb immediately and we will all and so be dead. Now, repeat dorsum what I merely said."
"I am Groot. I am Groot."
"That's right."
"I am Groot."
"NO! That's the button that volition kill anybody. Try again."
"I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot."
"NO! That'south exactly what you just said! How'south that fifty-fifty possible? Which button is the button you're supposed to push? Betoken to information technology. NO!"
"Hey, your making him nervous!"
"Shut up and give me some record! Does anyone got any tape out at that place? I wanna put some tape over the death button."
"I don't have any tape, allow me cheque! Yo Yondu, do you accept any tape? Gamora, do you lot have whatsoever tape? Hey, ahh, never mind! Drax, do you have any tape? Yeah, Scotch Tape would piece of work! Then why would you ask me if scotch tape would piece of work if yous didn't have any? Nobody has any tape!"
"Not a single person has tape?!"
"Nope!"
"Did y'all enquire Nebula?"
"...Yep!"
"Are you lot sure?"
"Well I asked Yondu and she was sitting right adjacent to him!"
"I knew you were lying!"
"You have priceless batteries and an Atomic Bomb in your purse. If anyone's gonna have tape, it's you!"
"That's exactly the point! I have to practise everything!"
"You are wasting a lot of time here!"
"We're all gonna die..."

―Rocket Raccoon, Groot and Star-Lord^[src]

"Drax, why aren't you wearing ane of Rocket's Aero-Rigs?"
"It hurts."
"Hurts?"
"I have sensitive nipples."
"Wa-ha-ha-ha! My nipples hurt! Oh, goodness me!"
"What near him, what's he doing?"
"I'm finishing this so we tin listen to tunes while we work."
"How is that important?"
"Blame Quill, he's the one who loves music so much!"
"No, I actually agree with Drax on this, that'due south hardly of import correct now."
"Oh, ok, sure Quill"
"No, seriously, I side with Drax."
"I understand that, your being very serious right now."
"I can conspicuously see you winking!"
"Dam, I'm using my left eye?"

―Star-Lord, Drax and Rocket Raccoon^[src]

"I am Groot."
"They were not looking at you funny."

―Groot and Rocket Raccoon^[src]

"The metal's as well thick! For the bomb to work, we'll need to identify it on Ego's core. And our fat butts aren't going to fit in those tiny holes!"
"Well..."
"That'south a terrible idea."
"Which is the only kind of idea nosotros have left."
"Unbelevable. "Rocket, do this, Rocket do that"."
"What a day."

―Rocket Raccoon and Star-Lord^[src]

"Out of the way, dumber, smaller Groot!"
"I told you something didn't feel right!"
"'I told you so.' That's really what I need right at present."
"I came back, didn't I?"
"Because there'due south an unspoken affair."
"At that place is no unspoken matter."
"What are you doing? Yous could accept killed us all crashing in here similar that!"
"Uh, 'Thank you, Rocket'?"
"We had it nether command."
"Nosotros did not. That is merely an extension of his true self. He will be dorsum soon."
"What'south Smurfette doing hither!?"
"Back rubs, dishes, killing gods, whatever I need to do to get a damn ride home."
"She tried to murder me!"
"I saved you lot, y'all stupid fox."
"He'due south non a play tricks."
"I am Groot."
"I'yard not a raboon either!"
"I am Groot."
"'Raccoon,' whatever!"
"How exercise we impale a Celestial?"
"At that place's the middle to him - his brain, his soul, whatever it is, in some sort of vanquish..."
"It's in the caverns below the surface."
"Yondu?"
"If he's got that fin back, I am so screwed."

―Drax, Gamora, Star-Lord, Rocket Raccoon, Mantis, Nebula, and Groot^[src]

Avengers: Infinity War

Dialogue

"Why are we doing this over again?"
"It'southward a distress signal, Rocket. Someone could be dying."
"I get that, but why are we doing it?"
"'Cause nosotros're nice. And mayhap whoever it is will requite us a little cheddar cheese for our assistance."
"Which isn't the indicate."
"Which isn't the point... I mean… If he doesn't pony upwards…"
"Nosotros'll have his ship."
"B-b-b-bingo!"

―Rocket Raccoon, Gamora, and Star-Lord^[src]

"That place is a legend, they make the nigh powerful, horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. I would very much like to go there, please."
"The rabbit is correct, and clearly the smartest among you!"
"Rabbit?"
"I assume you're the captain, sir?"
"Y'all're very perceptive..."
"You lot seem like a noble leader. Would you lot bring together me on my quest to Nidavellir?"
"Alright, let me but enquire the Captain... oh, wait a second, it's me! Yep, I'll go."
"Wonderful."

―Rocket Raccoon and Thor^[src]

"So, dead blood brother, huh? Yeah, that could be annoying."
"Well, he'due south been expressionless before."
"And you said that your sister and your dad..."
"Both dead."
"Merely nonetheless got a mom though?"
"Killed by a nighttime elf."
"A all-time friend?"
"Got stabbed through the centre."
"Are you sure you're up to this particular murder mission?"
"Absolutely."

―Rocket Raccoon and Thor^[src]

"Well, if fate does desire you to kill that crapsack, you're gonna need more than one stupid eyeball."
"What'southward this?"
"What'southward information technology look like? Some jerk lost a bet with me in Contraxia."
"He gave you his heart?"
"No, he gave me 100 Credits. I snuck into his room later that nighttime and stole his heart."
"Thank you, sweet rabbit."
"I would've done that. The just manner I could sneak it off Contraxia was on my..."

―Rocket Raccoon and Thor^[src]

"How much for the gun?"
"Not for sale."
"Okay, how much for the arm? ...Oh, I'll get that arm."

―Rocket Raccoon and Winter Soldier^[src]

"I am Groot..."
"No. No. No. No. No! Groot... No..."

―Groot and Rocket Raccoon^[src]

Avengers: Endgame

Spoken by Rocket Raccoon

"You think yous're the simply 1 that lost people? What do yous retrieve we're doing here? I lost the simply family I ever had. Quill, Groot, Drax, the chick with the antenna! All gone! I become that y'all miss your mom. Merely she's gone. Really gone. And there are enough of people who are simply kinda gone. And yous tin can help them."

―Rocket Raccoon to Thor^[src]

"Oh, yeah!"

―Rocket Raccoon^[src]

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